Greetings people of the interblag.
This thingy-whosits that I am attempting to create shall be a most whimsical journey of getting off my lazy ass and actually doing something for once.
“But why,” you decry, “would you want to do that when there is online shopping and malls from which you can purchased your every need (plus some), without ever having to do anything for yourself?”
I answer thusly, through pictures:
Stupid. Not clever in the slightest. Insult to people with brains.
Kinda makes me wanna throw up.
No. Just no.
OMFG BURN IT WITH FIRE
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This… I actually like this. Why don’t they make some for men?
(Do I get bonus points for picspamming on the first post?)
Anyway.
“Well then,” you huff, “Why are you calling it a review if it’s DIY?”
Elementary, dear Watson.
You see, I am not so awesome (yet) to create everything from absolute scratch. I will be using patterns. I will be using tutorials. I will probably be using generous amounts of cat gifs to spice things up a bit. (Or not. I haven’t really decided yet.) So I will be reviewing things like that. And anything I order pre-made things from. Wobsites I like. Anything I think that the highly educated masses that my readers should be would like. Hell, I may even throw in random things and make you peoples review them.
“Fine then,” you start, running out of argumentative steam, “but who the hell is QueerCat?”
Silly boopsies, it’s me!
(And no offense to you weird people that like that type of clothing (except any hipsters that ended up here. You should all jump off of a bridge, because not jumping off a bridge is very mainstream) I just have no interest in those kinds of... things.
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